Final Word from Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Two cowboys set out to take revenge on a group of troublemakers who had committed heinous acts. Let's call the aging gunslingers Miloš Zeman and Jiří Parou-bek. As they sat around the campfire that first night, Zeman recalled his rowdy, drunken days, and said he wasn't like that no more. Once a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition, he gave up liquor and turned into a respectable family man. As they took off on their journey to hunt down the scoundrels who had ruined Zeman's chances of becoming chief gunslinger, they picked up a seasoned reporter who wanted to be part of history. Let's call him Jaroslav Kmenta. Together, they snuck up on Gross, Kraus, Sobotka and Zaorálek and finished them off. "I don't deserve to die like this," said the last one, as he lay on his back. "Deserve's got nothing to do with it," Zeman said, and shot him between the eyes. [Czech Republic MF Dnes MFD Stanislav Gross Michal Kraus Bohuslav Sobotka Lubomír Zaorálek Clint Eastwood]